Sleep

Do you know how important sleep is to a person because right now, at this time, I am incapable of thinking with clear thoughts and all I see are just sheeps jumping over fences.

Garfield

It's 3AM, I finished 12 hours of Dawn of War 2 (courtesy of Ben) which ended at 12AM, took my shower at 12.30AM, and now I'm just chatting to Joshua, thinking 'damn, I hate the weekends sometimes'.

Why

A letter and a question by the curious mind.

Nostalgia

Today was the day, in time and in memory, of the same numbers and yet the different year when yesterday was today and today was tomorrow and I did not know.

Good Luck, Chuck

If I had a computer in my head, I could... wait, I already do have a computer in my head and I call it my brain and this one has a mind of its own.

Inspiration I

When you have nothing to write, it does not mean you ran out of ideas, it just means ideas run out from you.

Expensive for a deer

Back then, oxen are very expensive, so the only people who can get a good higher education must be able to ox-ford it.

Minutes to Midnight

I broke the chain of my daily posting to come up with the conclusion that Adrian Veidt (Ozymandias) is a follower of utilitarianism whereas Walter Kovacs (Rorschach) is a follower of deontology, or in other words I WATCHED the WATCHMEN.

Answer

Pia once told me that she was going to make a phone call to which I reply 'can you make it play dead?'

Focus Off

If there was one person with short attention span, and another with short attention span, and why is this thing so shiny?

Road kill

If you run in front of a car, you'll get tyred and if you run behind, a car you'll get exhausted, but I'm running on top of the car, will I get car-ried away?

Gambling

Running up to an armed robber is like playing Russian roulette with 6 out of 6 bullets and all you have to do is pray your hand will miss your head.

Stuff

My brother wrote two lines on my blog but I erased it; though if he did give me three lines, I could make a triangle.

Numbers

I am 1 who would want 2 go up a 3 4 a hi-5 but I would get 6 and fall down with 7 stitches, h8ing all of it all 9, counting up to 10.

Where's Waldo?

To be able to blend well into the crowd, one must know how to make juice.

Don't Worry

Happiness is a two way thing; your happiness is someone else's sadness, unless you're a sad clown.

Have at You

Should have, could have, would have.

Mr. and Mrs. Reaper

The term 'one night stand' came from way back during the medieval times when if you're the only knight standing in your force, you're so screwed.

Sham pain

The level of alcohol is directly proportional to the level of consciousness, or in other words, erected to flaccid, or 'who put this floor so close to my face?'.

Scene One

I had the most pornographic moment ever, or for those of you who are offended by nudity and sex, I had the most imaginative moment ever, but neither makes sense anyways.

Of Celebrations

Mr. Obvious (or Dudu or Daniel) sits on the chair in the middle of the gathering (and to name a few: Marcus, two Ben's, Joel, Sean, Jeslyn, Christine, HongChun, Jenn, Jane) to celebrate Damian's birthday, turns behind to look at the freshly lit barbeque pit and says, "I wonder. Why does it smell like smoke?"

Good Day To You Too

When someone says 'life rocks', I always imagined anthropomorphic (human-like) solid rocks dancing around because 'life' and 'live' do sound a lot the same through the ears.

What happened yesterday

Before a three-hour-delayed gathering for JiaMing, as Brandon, YoongJie and I waited to surprise the birthday girl to arrive in her own house, while SuetFong waited somewhere else, I called Jason to tell him we were going to be late and Jason told me that Dexter said that he wanted to kill me and eat my children.

Last minute

The time ticks as one more as I rush to the keyboard of my computer before the days changed from four to five, before the hour adds one more to twelve, before I fall asleep and slam my head on the table, leaving a red mark on my forehead which will tell me for the rest of my day how much of an idiot I am.

Only 76 Words

When trying to create the longest sentence, you have to start with an idea, or linguistic foreplay I shall call it, which will soon turn into a string of carefully placed words from an elaborative and magniloquent vocabulary, before ending it with a curvaceous and beautiful dot by gently, and yet forcefully, pushing the pen, pencil or key deep inside the paper or keyboard respectively with no intention at all on the creations of longest sentence.

What's all this then?

Ben's ambiguity is like a piece of cheese stuck between the yellow teeth of a young British boy stuck in a castle surrounded by moat on a small piece of land by the name of Apes Hall, Norfolk and he is very sarcastic indeed.

Tremors in My Mind

About an hour ago I had the worst experience which was waking after only two hours of nap, dreaming about Rugrats in a water theme park.

Likes it Ruff

Yesterday, When Gracie said she lost her voice and sounded like a hooker, I accidentally called her a prostitute who liked hoarse sex.