Potty Training

The only difference between constipation and childbirth is that one is shit and the other one might become shit (and I sure as hell don't want my fæces to become shit).

A bar called 'Walk-into-a'

These one liners aren't pickup lines but if you do try, please do tell me the result.

Vroom, vroom

When Joshua tells you that you should not carpool with him, follow his advice, because in the end, you will probablyfind your vehicle in the deep end of the water

Mule too

My friend, Pia, called me a 'lameass' once to which I responded, "Who crippled that donkey?"

Curses

Why the hell would people create damn swear words if they're not going to effing use them?

Fullstops

I noticed something about my posts: periods will be my enemy (pun intended).

Schrodinger's cat

If there is a cat in a metallic, soundproof box and that box contained a timer (which will be activated by the random decay of an atom) that will release poison (with the intention of killing the cat), the cat is said to be in the state of both alive and dead due to the lone fact that we cannot observe it; but I'm pretty sure the cat would be dead.

Introduction

Welcome to the blog where I try to cram my thoughts, ideas and imagination (sometimes with imagery) into one (almost) gramatically correct sentence.